June 2011
May 2011
When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
-mynamesashley:
Alan: “My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.” Stu: “Polar bears are white. How would he know it’s an albino?” Alan: “This one was black.”
ha-502:
my mom asked me what i wanted for dinner and i said nothing
but as i turned around… i whispered… “everything”
What the fuck is wrong with you Tumblr :c?
When somebody tells me "Don't look":
fuckyeahlaughters:
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Why do people poke my stomach?
diaryoftheblackannefrank:
relaxnthink:
helloitseileen:
“IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!”
DIED 9349253290 TIMES.
people poke my stomach because its hard and i have like stenciled on abs. i dont work out they are just THERE
“People change. Feelings change. It doesn’t mean that the love once shared wasn’t...”
– 500 Days of Summer (via paudaily)
F̛̝̯̭̓̽̉̏̊̅̈́̚̚͢u͊ͥ̈͂ͦͫͤͪ͏̤̭̩̬͇͙͈̀c̸̖̩̊̊ͨ̈ͪͨͤͭͭkͨ̈́͗̎...
“It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.”
– R.E.M.
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
fuckyeahlaughters:
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
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