When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later:
-mynamesashley: Alan: “My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.” Stu: “Polar bears are white. How would he know it’s an albino?” Alan: “This one was black.”
ha-502: my mom asked me what i wanted for dinner and i said nothing but as i turned around… i whispered… “everything”
What the fuck is wrong with you Tumblr :c?
When somebody tells me "Don't look":
Why do people poke my stomach?
diaryoftheblackannefrank: relaxnthink: helloitseileen: “IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!” DIED 9349253290 TIMES. people poke my stomach because its hard and i have like stenciled on abs. i dont work out they are just THERE
People change. Feelings change. It doesn’t mean that the love once shared wasn’t...– 500 Days of Summer (via paudaily)
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.– R.E.M.
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
fuckyeahlaughters: BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU. .