inotrope: goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan
Jew 1: How does Moses make his tea?
Jew 1: Hebrews it
Jew 2: Jew kiddin me
Jew 1: No, israeli how he does it
Jew 2: Are u Syrias?
Jew 1: I canaan tell a lie
pokemonyewest: Future Daughter: ”Daddy, I have good news!!” Future Me: “What’s that, daughter?” Future Daughter: “I have a boyfri-