April 2012
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March 2012
inotrope:
goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies
but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan
Jew 1: How does Moses make his tea?
Jew 1: Hebrews it
Jew 2: Jew kiddin me
Jew 1: No, israeli how he does it
Jew 2: Are u Syrias?
Jew 1: I canaan tell a lie
pokemonyewest:
Future Daughter: ”Daddy, I have good news!!”
Future Me: “What’s that, daughter?”
Future Daughter: “I have a boyfri-